Hey Guys! I need help!
My car is acting up and I need to take it in for a check up.
The problem is when I drive by this garage,
and see these guys outside.
I think of last time I was there, it took all day.
The hot men there is just too hot and slow in repairing.


If I go to another place,
I will be in and out within 2 hours or less.
So what should I do?
Go to this sleazy slow place for my car check up?
Or go to this very straight place?
Please tell me what I should do??


… I know what I’d do … go to the sleazy slow place, of course!!!!
Sleezy and slow works for me too!
Fuck the car! Let them fuck me!